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Via Newsday
Well, it's about damn time. Now Long Island's citizens can go about their lives in peace, without worrying about whether or not they'll be drunkenly attacked with a shoe.

And with that, we'll be back on Tuesday. Enjoy the holiday and if you are so fortunate as to be hitting los Hamptons, drive safely — Billy Joel's out of rehab and back on the streets, you know.