Farrah's Bank-Job Adventure!
A porn princess who sizzled on the screen as "Farrah" flopped when she allegedly tried to swindle money out of a bank using the name Olga Mendoza - and was cooling her high heels last night in a New Jersey jail.
Porn stars. Bank swindling. An excuse to put a dollar sign in the headline. Just about the only thing that could've made this story more appealing to the New York tabloid editors would be if Farrah had been screwing a fireman whom she jealously killed in a hit and run.
The Post and the Daily News cover it with equal gusto, but the Post, per usual, goes that extra mile by doing the necessary research:
About a year later, she arrived in America's porn Mecca California's San Fernando Valley and began appearing in adult films like "To Uranus and Back" and "Vincent Van Blow." Her passionate and vocal performances quickly garnered a rabid following.
If the Post actually has fact-checkers, it's gotta be a sweet, sweet gig.
We note only that it must have been difficult to narrow down the representative sample of Farrah's work to only those two titles. Others in her oeuvre include:
Desert Island Buttwatch
Blondes Eat More Cum 24
First Whores Club
Wow That's What I Call Sex 2
Deep Inside Farrah - Multiple Pussonalities
-AP
Ex-porn star nabbed in bank scam [NYDN]
BANKS PORN $HORN [NYP]
Farrah's Big Bust [Fleshbot]
Farrah [Adult Film Database]
