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· "I sleep great. No regrets. Never. Blind items are fucking fun, dude, get with it. I would be happy to write a blind on a blind. Got one?" The Black Table straps down humpy E! gossip-pharaoh Ted Casablanca and forces him to answer their "Rock and a Hard Place" questions. A must-read.
· Radar uncovers Disney's secret, unauthorized cast member videos. You'll never pretend to beat a dude in a squirrel costume to death the same way again!
· Burt Reynolds' past is just as slap-happy as his present.
· Michael Bay wasn't too thrilled that DreamWorks made him show 45 minutes of The Island to the press. And now that we've written about this screening twice, where's our fucking free Pumas?