NYT: Desperate Photo Captions Lead To Desperate Measures

We're not sure who the one on the far left is, but rest assured she's on the phone with the infamous ABC "Enabler" right now, demanding that Teri Hatcher die a violent death. What, it's not Hatcher's fault? Doesn't matter. Drag her out into the street and have her shot, then hit up 43rd street and raise some hell.
