Thursday Styles, The Abbreviated Edition
After over a month of the Times' new Thursday Styles section, we've become more or less inured to its metrosexual spin — it's all a big, gay blur to us. That's why we've taken to using MSWord's AutoSummarize feature to condense the Styles' front page, telling us everything we need to know in 100 words or less:
The avatar of 1990's fashion minimalism and a creative force in New York design watches as his empire is dismantled piece by piece. Woodbury Common, the fabled premium outlet center in Central Valley, N.Y., can impress even the most skeptical designer shopper. These days, more mature women are unabashedly sporting the long sexy locks formerly reserved for ing nues. Roberto Menichetti and LVMH Mo t Hennessy Louis Vuitton part ways. Poor workout manners and members behaving badly have always been problems at gyms. Do you like bright colors for men's wear?
Just as we suspected. Same homoeroticism, different day.
