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 In a feat of brilliant timing and gastrointestinal magnificence, the 1/9 stairway at Houston greeted morning commuters with a display of what was most certainly fecal matter, artfully smeared about the station wall. By the time this photo was taken, MTA crews had attempted to remove the large quantity wallpoo but, it seems, stopped before the job was finished. Good thing, too — if we didn't see or smell shit in the subway, we wouldn't know where we were.

[Photo courtesy of Deep Dish Cabaret host Stephen Kosloff, who inexplicably wants to be associated with such an image.]