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· Is NBC News prez Neal Shapiro on his way out? Allegedly, Jeff Zucker's been actively searching for a replacement — because, you know, constant restructuring is what'll really help the sorry state of television news. [Lowdown]
· Inside Lindsay Lohan's publicist's office: "We've got to distract people from her weight issue. Let's connect her with a new boy! Yes, yes, but who? Hmm... Oh! Jared Leto! Yeah, that'll work." [Page Six]
· UPN retard Britney Spears reportedly gave away her dog Lucky when the pet didn't get along with husband Kevin Federline. Fellow canine Bit Bit, however, is still in Britney's purse. [Scoop]
· Cannes rejects the new Madonna documentary, which the star saw as a follow-up to 1991's Truth or Dare. Unless you consider hours of Madonna forcibly demonstrating how Kabbalah has changed her life to be "compelling footage," the new film will have you longing for the days of bottle-fellating. [R&M]