Jimmy, Jay, Michael, And Larry

E! has resorted to stunt-casting in its already meta-ridiculous Michael Jackson trial reenactment show, announcing that Jimmy Kimmel will play Jay Leno on tonight's episode. Will the late-night host strive for Leno-verisimilitude, strapping on a prosthetic chin and attempting to mimic Leno's trademark, high-pitched warble? Or will he have Cousin Sal sub in for him at the last minute, adding an even more heightened level of stunt-casting absurdity? In any case, E! casting department really outdid themselves this time, trying to make up for the disaster that was last week's reenactment of Larry King's testimony. After a loaner mummy from the British Museum got tied up in customs at the last minute, they had to resort to draping a flap of shar-pei skin over a pile of dried chicken bones to stand in for the veteran CNN host.
