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In their rush to beat the competition to topical humor pieces suitable for next year's Oscar season, overzealous VanityFair.com editors mistakenly cribbed from a dog-eared copy of Johnny Carson's Best Monologue Punchlines of 1979 to cap their otherwise hilarious online poll.

[Ed.note—Kids, for extra fun, ask your parents who Dom DeLuise is!]