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The events of today prove that it is, indeed, the Greatest Magazine Launch In The History Of Foreverness, as a correspondent reports that no less (and maybe no more) than FOUR Manhattan newsstands are out of the premiere issue of Radar magazine. Meanwhile, in response to a previous item, another reader reports that Radar has flooded the racks of a Barnes & Noble in Arkansas.

Things are looking grim — is New York about to experience a Radar shortage? Time to stock up on bottled water and batteries, because an evacuation to Arkansas is practically imminent. Women and children (and houseboys) first!