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Join us in slaughtering the fatted calf in celebration of this week's sponsors, without whom we wouldn't be able to write advertorial posts slyly doubling as plugs for our side-gig as an affordable money-for-sex option for the town's power brokers. If you'd like to advertise on Defamer and instantly make waves in the Standard & Poors thingy, see this page.

· Altoids
· American Apparel
· Nike
· Nokia
· The Pixies
· Audi
· BSTV