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A starving source trapped in 4 Times Square reports that Condé Nast will stop at no length to ensure that the average employee BMI is safely below average:

The perks of working at Conde Nast are going down the shitter. We used to get free lunch, as in spend up to ten bucks in the cafe and expense it later. And we just got a memo saying that we can only expense 5 lunches a month. We all eat at our desk anyway, so this is a huge blow. Fucking cheap bastards. We can spend 10 grand on a fashion shoot but we can't order tape or expense a ten dollar lunch. I think it's a new effort/campaign to enforce the weight requirement. They don't want us to eat. Goddamn enablers.

On the upside, the building's plumbing should get a much deserved break. (Thank you, thank you — we'll be here all week!)