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· Good Morning America, Today, tomato, tomahtoe. Everyone's fighting over who's more popular, proving our theory that media is just like high school with more money. [Page Six]
· The mayoral candidates will do anything to make you care about this whole election thingie, even if it means having Lindsay Lohan possibly appear at Gifford Miller's fundraiser. [Lowdown]
· It's funny what a little legal threat can do: Facing a lawsuit from the William Morris Agency for running unsavory items, Page Six kisses and makes up by telling of how happy all the (bloodthirsty) agents are these days. [Page Six]
· Charlie Sheen gets over Denise Richards rather quickly; Jon Cryer's arms are rather warm and inviting, aren't they? [R&M]