This image was lost some time after publication.

You know, if anyone could aim a pie at literally the biggest head in the room and still miss, it'd be someone from the Radar team. Case in point: At tonight's Greatest American Launch Party For The Best First Issue Of Radar Ever, publicity guru Nadine Johnson fetched Gawker publisher Nick Denton to have a word with the Roshan of Honor. As Nick and Maer leaned in for the showy "no hard feelings" talk, one of Johnson's lackeys sent a pie flying at Denton's head. The throw was a dud, however, merely grazing the blog queen's hair. Denton's response? Pouring his glass of wine on Roshan's head. GAY FIGHT!!! (Sadly, no one ended up in the pool, so we suppose it was only a marginally gay fight.)

As the boys were a wee bit messy after their spat, Roshan had to leave his own party for an hour while he and Denton went up to Roshan's room to change into some clean clothes. Denton borrowed Roshan's jeans (they were a bit large, we hear) and running shoes, then spiced the ensemble up with a t-shirt from Roshan's boy-toy. Maer, we can assume, changed into one of his several spare Zara suits. The Radar show, of course, must go on — even if it makes you slightly uncomfortable.