Radar: The Most Anticipated Press Release Ever

Well folks, it's finally arrived. The official press release for tonight's first(er, second) Radar Launch Party. Alleged guests include Fabian Basabe, Tina Brown, and Kurt Andersen. (Some guy named Maer is supposed to show as well.)
Mainstream it, in all its glory, after the jump. -KEW
LAUNCH OF RADAR MAGAZINE
WEDNESDAY, MAY 18, 2005
7PM 10 PM
(ELECTRONIC SET-UP, NO LATER THAN 6.30 PM)
HOTEL QT
125 W. 45th ST
(6TH AVE / BROADWAY)
HOSTED BY:
MORT ZUCKERMAN, JEFFREY EPSTEIN AND MAER ROSHAN
WITH CONFIRMED GUESTS: MIKE ALBO, KURT ANDERSEN, GLENDA BAILEY, ANDRE BALAZS, FABIAN BASABE, FABIOLA BERACASA, ROSS BLECKNER, SUSAN BLOND, TINA BROWN & HAROLD EVANS, MS. CAMPBELL BROWN, CANDACE BUSHNELL, BARTLE BULL, LYOR COHEN, DOMINICK DUNNE, JACK FLANAGAN & ERIN O CONNOR, TRIP GABRIEL, DAVID GRANGER, LIZZIE GRUBMAN, STEVE HANSON, ANTHONY HADEN-GUEST, ALANA HEISS, MICHAEL HIRSCHORN, ARIANNA HUFFINGTON, RICHARD JOHNSON, THE HONORABLE EDWARD KOCH, DANY LEVY, GEORGE LOIS, FERN MALLIS, JAY MCINERNEY, VICTOR NAVASKY, JULIAN NICCOLINI, PEGGY NOONAN, ANN PASTERNAK, DAN PERES, HOLLY PETERSON, JUDITH REGAN, FRANK RICH & ALEX WITCHELL, REVEREND AL SHARPTON, INGRID SISCHY & SANDRA BRANT, ELIZABETH SPIERS, MARY ALICE STEPHENSON, CYNDI STIVERS, TARA SUBKOFF, PLUM SYKES, STEVE & JAMIE TISCH, INA TRECIOKAS, CHARLIE WALK, PAUL WILMOT, SCOTT WOLF, MICHAEL WOLFF,
POP, POLITICS, GOSSIP, GLAMOUR
FIRST ISSUE OF RADAR MAGAZINE HITS NEWSSTANDS MAY, 24TH, 2005
ALL PHOTO-CAPTIONS TO READ: LAUNCH OF RADAR MAGAZINE
