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We pause from our nonstop coverage of the upfronts to do our part to foster the kind of special love that begins in an anonymous Craigslist post and ends in a job as a series regular:

Busy Entertainment Exec Seeks Sexy Young Guy for NSA Arrangement - w4m - 35
 I am a pretty, sexy, very busy and successful entertainment executive. I am looking for 21-30 yr. old sexy, very handsome young guys to have a nsa arrangement with. Not looking for a boyfriend. Would be open to young actors who need help with their careers or some financial generosity. Send your pic and description of what sort of arrangement you'd be interested in. I will return with mine.

Aspiring actors thinking about responding should realize that "35" is code for "49" and that "busy entertainment exec" suggests that the poster doesn't have a lot of time to hit the gym, so stop staring at her thighs, OK? If the horny exec were still young and hot, she could walk into any Cheesecake Factory in town, spend an hour in a supply closet, and leave with enough headshots to cast an entire One Tree Hill spinoff.