Jerry Bruckheimer: The Handsy Uncle Of TV
With four series pick-ups for the Fall joining his six series already on the air (which adds up to something like 43 total shows), superproducer Jerry Bruckheimer has made your television-watching eyeballs his bitch. But even after his domination of the primetime airwaves, Bruckheimer's noble mission hasn't changed:
"It's the same as it's always been — we like to entertain people," Bruckheimer said. "We just want you to sit back and enjoy yourself and stay tuned to whatever show we have on the air or in the movie theater."
See how easy it is? Just flip on the Brucky (so much catchier than "TV," isn't it?), lay back, and let Uncle Jerry do what he does best. Uncle Jerry just wants everybody to have a good time. Shhh...don't worry about where that hand is going. Yeah, it's a little uncomfortable, even confusing, at first, but it feels good, doesn't it? God wouldn't let anything that feels this good be bad, would He? Uncle Jerry knows what you like. And in a little while, they'll be a nice, tidy little resolution at the end of this "procedural drama." Just make sure you don't tell anyone about it, OK? It's your little secret, and no one wants things to be uncomfortable at the next family picnic.
