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· Comedian Andy Dick, who's more famous for barfing about town, reportedly got greedy with the upfront swag at the Lucky/Cargo free-for-all. Lindsay Lohan, however, behaved herself, probably because they weren't offering what she "needed." [Lowdown]
· The latest Apprentice "winner," Kelly Perdew, causes a Lara Flynn Boyle-worthy scene on a recent flight, where he reportedly threw a drunken fit. When he asked, "Do you know who I am?" his fellow passengers shook their heads in confusion and went back to sleep. [Page Six]
· Tina Brown throws a party for Candace Bushnell's latest book Lipstick Jungle, where guests all drew their evil power from freebie bottles of Creme de la Mer. [R&M (3rd item)]
· Can money repair the tattered friendship of Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton? Not even $100k per episode raise is enough to make Paris that good of an actress. [Scoop (last item)]