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Our pals over at LA.com have spilled the beans about a secret Interpol show in Hollywood, where Sony will herd the few celebs who couldn't afford a plane ticket to France into a club to celebrate their video game endeavors. Since we weren't invited (no matter how many times we say that, no one ever gets the hint!), maybe you'll have better luck crashing and fighting some C-lister for the last crab cake:

Interpol and Louis XIV are playing a secret show tonight at the PSP Factory on Las Palmas Avenue in Hollywood to celebrate the kickoff of the 2005 Electronic Entertainment Expo. PlayStation hired photographer-turned-documentary filmmaker David LaChapelle to design the set for the super-secret bash and legendary photographer Patrick McMullan will take pix of the celebrity guests. The only problem is that most of Hollywoods top dogs are in France for the Cannes Film Festival, so the biggest celeb expected is "Desperate Housewives" boy-toy Jesse Metcalfe.

There you have it. We can never decide who's the better, vaguely-ethnic primetime gardener—Metcalfe, or that guy who Marissa dated for two episodes on The OC before going unconvincingly lesbo. Maybe they'll both show up and settle it once and for all.