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Come on, admit it, you always thought that Zack Morris would be the one reduced to hosting amateur dog shows:

On May 21, 2005, Covenant House California, in association with Griffith Park Dog Park, is hosting a very special event - a dog show for all dogs, not just professional show dogs!

This exciting event, featuring celebrity M.C. Mario Lopez (host of Pet Star), is a chance for amateur dogs to compete for prizes.

Only $15 per pooch to enter. Females and neutered males only, please.

If there wasn't an overlap in the Venn diagram circles of "Mario Lopez" and "neutered males" before, there certainly is now.