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Our countdown begins for tomorrow s official Radar Launch Party, the "unofficial" Radar Launch After Party and the Radar After-After-Party in the private room behind the VIP room reserved for the After-Party. We're also gearing up for the super-secret Friday night Radar Launch Party (so secret, it may not even exist.)

So Maer s already got his hair and nails done, have you? No? Go bleach your thirty-something teeth, pronto. And if they give you trouble at the door, remember to say you re "Mr. Roshan s + 1.

A partial guide to Radar's very own Mardi Gras after the jump. -KEW

Wednesday, May 18

Where: Hotel QT, the new Balazs-rent-a bunk place on 125 W. 45th Street.
When: We recommend turning up around 8:00 pm.
Who: All the "grown-ups" (i.e. people who have enough money to fund crazy magazine ventures.) Be sure to say hello to Mort Zuckerman.

After-Party #1
 Where: Marquee on 289 10th Ave between 26th and 27th St
When: 10 pm, baby.
Who: All the jerks not important enough for the first party.

Friday, May 20th
After-Party #2
 Where: Is there even a party Friday?
When: Who knows?
Who: It's hard for us to imagine, but some confused individuals very much believe this is the "cool" party.

August 13th, 2005
Where: It's Maer's 38th birthday, so where ever he wants — we've booked him The Garden, just in case his plans fall through.