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Sweet Jesus holy Mary mother of whatever Yahweh almighty. Australian pop goddess-cum-gay icon Kylie Minogue has been diagnosed with breast cancer. And don't you DARE question the relevance of this item: Kylie's illness is the biggest blow to the gay community since, well, you know.

Kylie Minogue Has Breast Cancer [BBC]