Short Ends: Zombies Make Movies
· Who makes movies? Zombies make movies. Also, writers and fluffers might have a hand in the process.
· "Monster in jungle?/Mysterious, yes. But who/Does Kate's sculpted brows?" and other Lost haiku from SMRT-TV.
· After acting his little fingers to the nub, Bill Murray is ready for a change of pace: ""I'm really looking to cut lawns for the summer."
· Vincent Gallo, breakdancer. Shhh...anything else we say would just ruin the moment.
· One day, annoying pop stars will help make all of our fashionable electronic equipment. Until that day comes, we must all learn to cope with the imperfect designs rendered by non-celebrities.