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RADAR DANGER ALERT! We're sensing an impending disaster with Radar Online's "15 Minutes" feature. (The idea: Jill/Joe Whoeverthefuck signs up to get his/her picture on the Website for 15 minutes. Looks like a Nerve personal, but with less chance to get laid.) But will Maer&Co. be able to keep the spot filled? By our calculations, they'll need 96 faces a day. Or 480 participants a week. Which makes for 24,960 a year! Woah. That's likely more ambitious than their newstand sales number. Then again, if you're only around for two more months...* -KEW

*They need 3,840 more people.