Rita Cosby: MSNBC Snags Well-Fed Blonde

It's taken us a full 72-hours to grasp the true meaning of Rita Cosby's flight to MSNBC. Does it mean that Fox News is slipping? Probably not, so keep your Godless-liberal hopes in check. Does it mean Rick Kaplan actually has a plan to make the network not suck? Unlikely, since Joe Scarborough still has a show. Are the folks in Seacaucus just looking to find an office romance for Tucker Carlson? Nope, the dork is happily married. So what does it mean?
It means we have another reason not to watch MSNBC.
-KEW
