An earnest thanks to this week's sponsors, who keep our fluoxetine and Provigil supply well-stocked. Interested in helping us self-medicate? More info here.

· American Apparel
· Audi
· Nokia 7280
· French Women Don't Get Fat
· Nike
· The New School
· Ringside
· Funny HaHa
· Rockstar Games
· Nobodylikesafatty.com
· The Pixies
· Dan Band
· Beware of God
· Discovery Channel
· Verizon Vcast
· Pillowman
· BSTV