The Huffington Post Post: It's The Only Thing We've Ever Loved
Despite one reader's sweet request that I remove my "smelly" ladyparts from the "lips of that wrinkled-titty Huffington cunt," I just can't help myself. Like Zellweger to Cruise, the Huffington Post completes me. If you can patiently wade through Paul Loeb's jewfro and Seth Greenland's plea for The Simple Life to hit North Korea, you'll find rare moments of genius:
Things are still going nuts at Alaknanda Jayagopal's house. Aparjita and Agilah broke into the liquor cabinet, and Gaurika, Fulmala, Heenfu and Indrani started a dance party in the garage. Remember Crystal Water's "Gypsy Woman?" Well, Dishwari, Fazeela (and her sister, Devapriya) do. They are kicking it, live. Dishwari is also playing truth or dare with Anvita, who dared Deepika to actually swallow a live chicken. Deepika isn't even speaking to Gangika. Totally off the hook.
Thank you, Greg Gutfeld. Thank you for being you.
And in other HuffPo news, Timothy Greenfield Sanders does his best David Patrick Columbia imitation. MoMA exhibition to follow in 2007.
