· A Columbia MFA reunion: more like a "torturous skull-fuck" or a "sabre-tipped colorectal exam?" [Robin and Renee]
· Give a blogger LexisNexis, and they'll change the goddamned world. [Another Useless Fact]
· Helen Gurley-Brown attends an ancient fossils show; bad comedians relieved to have monologue material. [Corsair]
· Fun with outdated Will Ferrell posters! [City Rag]