The Juggs Report: We're Not Buying It
While this obvious attempt at a tit pun is a welcome break from the non-stop phallofreudian nightmare usually represented by Drudge's front page, it's half-hearted at best (not to mention that it doesn't even work if you pronounce "Cannes" correctly). We expect a reflexive return to the sites's sneakily bulge-obsessed status quo immediately. Unless, of course, he's invited to join the writing staff of Stacked first.