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These were the "search movers" on MSN.com (scroll down to the bottom of the page*) about fifteen minutes ago. Since the internet is always a little bit ahead of the news curve, we expect a shocking announcement about Osama bin Laden's knocking-up by Ben Affleck (God, that guy is potent!) or his totally unconvincing relationship with Tom Cruise (God, that guy will do anything for publicity!).


[We're not responsible if these searches are no longer "hot" by the time you read this. The internet is a fickle bitch.]