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While we're theoretically in favor of dosing the entire Slate staff with a cocktail of amphetamines (anything that forces Jack Shafer to focus can only be a net plus), we're slightly concerned about the recent experiment that the youngest member of The Fantastic Foers performed with Adderall. We have no doubts that young Josh can handle his meds (although we're troubled by how quickly he seems to lose the euphoria of the drug; here's a hint, Josh: crush and snort), but we're not sure the powers that be over at Slate thought through the ethical implications of providing Foer with a powerful mental stimulant, i.e., What if he tells his brother about it? AB

The Adderall Me [Slate]
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