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Finally, someone posts a Craiglist housing listing that we can really get behind:

$700 / 1br - Satanic guest House
 1 Bedroom private guest house, on dirt road in hills overlooking Broadway / Mission Rd. Walls drip with blood, overpowering stench of death — but the views are nice! DO NOT FLAG THIS AD FOR BEING IN THE WRONG CATEGORY AGAIN, THERE IS NO SEPERATE CATEGORY FOR SATANIC GUEST HOUSES! STOOPID!

Sounds like a real steal, doesn't it? The pessimist in us thinks that it's way too good to be true. In all likelihood, you'll show up to the open house and discover that not only do you have to suck Beelzebub's thorny hellcock once a month to get that low rent, he doesn't even have any great connections in the business.