· Frank Bruni, skewered by his own quotes, then deconstructed and served on a bed of mockery.
· The effects of exhaustion take their toll on Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie. We can't even think of a good joke for this picture, as we're too busy developing a case of body dysmorphic disorder. [Defamer]
· When Babs Walters and Tom Brokaw air their upcoming stories on the New Life church, do remember that all churchgoers have been instructed to behave normally for the cameras. [Non-Prophet]
· We hear Kelly Ripa's publicist has been instructing photographers not to send any pics of Ripa to In Touch. What gives? Discuss.