Your Handy Guide To Celebrity Weeklies, Which May Or May Not Be Totally Biased
Just when you thought the world was boring, Perez Hilton, the diabolical blogger behind PageSixSixSix, makes the bold statement that all of our glossy tabs are beginning to look the same. Shocking, yes, we know. And just like sisters in a sorority, a pecking order has emerged amongst the sycophantic weeklies:
Us Weekly: The Classy Bitch
Star: The Trashy Bitch
People: The Wannabe But To [sic] Cool To Be A Bitch
In Touch: The Bitch In Heat
Innnneresting. Our inner conspiracy theorist (you know, the sweaty one with the wild eyes) wants to accuse Perez of biting the hand that feeds him — after all, his alter ego Mario Lavandeira is (or was) on the AMI payroll. Or perhaps, in light of a recent lawsuit filed by Page Six, Bonnie And The Gang want to create a little distance? And could the distance be so great that P666 is now kissing up to "Classy Bitch" Janice Min? If so, a word of advice for young Mario: Just 'cause you fawn over the Magister doesn't mean Kappa's going to give you a bid. —JC [Do I need to sign my posts? Nah. I'm back, but really I was never gone. Just a quick trip down south, where I was hunting for Radar — no luck there, either.]
