· Weddings: Heidi Klum and Seal, Renee Zellweger and some Jimmy Buffett impersonator [Rush & Molloy]
· Tantrums: Comedy Central's Lindbergh baby, Dave Chapelle, unhappy dressing as wolfman (insert Robin Williams joke here) [Lowdown]
· Gags: New School University trustees tell Bob Kerrey to keep his mouth shut. Word of advice: Don't fuck with this guy; he will totally kill you in your sleep. [Page Six]
· Off the Rack: Tori Spelling drops her jewelry in her d colletage and it makes news. You'd think she had a show coming out or something. [Ibid.]

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