Apologies for the delay in announcing the victorious victor in our latest Gawker caption contest — but if we wanted to adhere to deadlines, we'd work for a real newspaper.

Without further ado, a shout-out to Douglas Geller and his prize-fetching caption:

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Note: The image on the cover of this issue of Gawker is a composite of two photographs. At the time this photo was taken, Mr. Lagerfeld and Maddox were putting the finishing touches on an exotic African sand castle.

Monsieur Gellar has scored himself two tickets to The Pillowman; after the jump, a handful of other honorable mentions that we couldn't let go unnoticed.

· Caught between a cock and a hard face.
· Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance.
· Fuck that light at the end of the tunnel shit - this is the last thing you see before you die.
· Anthony Quinn comes back to life, abducts drunk woman at loft party aided by accomplice
· Always caught between a cock and a hard face.
· The Triplets Of Hellville
· The Westminster Kennel Club Is Pleased To Recognize The Winners (l to r) in Toy; Hound and Herding; and Sporting categories
· Shlameel, shlamazel, hessenfeffer incorporated!
· Where's the fourth horseman?
· Fisting them both at the same time is more difficult than you would think.
· The Diet, the Bitch, and the Wardrobe.
· If only Lucifer could see how far his children have come.
· Two bitches and a baby.
· Dr. Frankenstein, Frau Blucher and Igor eagerly eyeball your large juicy brain.