We wanted to read the piece on the Ansonia in the new New York. We really did. We've always thought it's an interesting building to look at. It was also home to the Continental Baths, and, without getting into our feelings on gay bathhouses, any connection to the Divine Miss M sends a shiver up our spine. There's even the whole Plato's Retreat thing. But, stupidly, we stopped first at the table-of-contents page, where we saw this pic of Robin Leach on his way into Plato's. And it'll be tough to read the article now that we've had to gouge out our eyeballs. —JO

The Building of the Upper West Side [NY Mag]