(In Jess s absence, I thought we might branch out a bit.)

Lindsayism: Hey Tommy, when does your next book come out?
Lindsayism: You so have to invite me to the launch party. I ll bring the powdered refreshment.
Pynchyheartsbritney49: I am away from my computer right now.
Lindsayism: Come on! This is for Gawker! Do you know who I am? I m the one-day guest co-editor, dammit!
Pynchyheartsbritney49: I am away from my computer right now.
Lindsayism: Luddite!

Previously: Jess's History of Being Ignored