·Everyone in the universe is reporting that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are expecting a baby in November. No word on whether Matt Damon made the baby all by himself and is letting Bennifer take credit. [NYP]
·Cynthia Rowley says Demi Moore told her that she gets Punk'd every time she has sex with one-minute-manager Ashton Kutcher. [Lowdown]
·Fired "Apprentice" cast member Bren Olswanger claims he's glad Trump axed him "because $250,000 isn't enough to live on in New York."
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·Ronald Reagan and Andy Warhol were, like, totally butt buddies or something. [Page Six]

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