We Assume They'll Do the Time Warp, Again
If you're reading Gawker from the futureand why wouldn't you be?we'd like to direct your attention to today's Times. Apparently, reports the paper of record, some kids at MIT are organizing the first-ever time traveler's convention for tomorrow. Indeed, it may well be not just the first such confab but in fact the only one, because, as they point out, time travelers from the future can easily stop by this shindig whenever they want. But we suspect they won't be staying long, as the party is non-alcoholic. Even worse: Is the organizer dude planning to wear that shirt? All the cool future kids will be laughing at us 2005ers, and being ridiculed till we cry is something we're trying to leave in the past. JO
