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The gurus in Nerve's "Sex Advice From" column today? Publicists. Which is why we're not at all surprised to see lying advocated as a way to get good press:

What can I do to drum up good publicity to impress my hot new neighbor?
 Expanding on the truth is good. If you own a bike, it's a bike Greg Lamond gave you when you saw him post-Tour de France victory.

We have no doubt "Daniel, 26," also recommends extensive use of exclamation points, repeated unsolicited emails, and follow-up phone calls from interns who can't pronounce your name right. (And you know something? For that chin and smilemaybe combined with a good gift bagwe'd put up with it.) JO

Sex Advice From: Publicists [Nerve.com]