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A reader supping on the Sony lot sent in this pic from the commissary, prompting some concern. We know that buying up MGM probably used up all the change in the sofa, but who knew that Sony is so strapped for cash that they're rationing plastic utensils? Maybe if they can figure out a way to monetize the trysts being conducted on their property, they can restore the free-knife-and-fork utopia that their employees have come to know and love. In the meantime, all Sony staffers should pitch in to ameloriate these lean times and deposit their unused Saltines in the special receptacles by the door. Crackers don't grow on trees, people.