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We hate to interrupt anyone's late afternoon naps, but we've heard a rumor that Revolution Studios partner Todd Garner (pictured at left with Ice Cube, in happier times) is "resigning" his post ("ironic quotation marks" "ours," covering our bases for when more "facts" are "available") and likely taking the obligatory producing deal/demotion. Wow, was XXX: State of the Union that big of a bomb? "Curious timing." In any case, we trust that Revolution will overcome this bump in the executive road and keep dependably churning out lowbrow classics like Little Black Book, The New Guy, and our personal favorite, Tomcats.