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Predictably, yesterday's Craiglist post about the spunky agent's assistant who was willing to pass along a headshot in exchange for some oral services inspired a public response on the message board. After all, Hollywood's economy is subject to the "invisible hand" (or mouth, as the case may be) of market forces, and the supply of actors eager to open wide for a shot at big-time representation will always outstrip the demand of opportunistic assistants willing to leverage their position of influence. We can only imagine how many private pitches the ad received.

Actor With No Major Agency Willing To Be Helped Out! - m4m
 ATTENTION ALL AGENTS (OR AGENT ASSISTANTS) WHO POST ON CL LOOKING FOR POTENTIAL CLIENTS TO HAVE SEX WITH!
I'm so hot your eyes will burn the minute you look at me! (I'm kinda like a cross between a young Brad Pitt and an almost 30! Brad Pitt with less extreme musculature and hair that isn't as gay.)

I definitely know how to, "Rock Out with The Cock Out!", and am more than willing to be; 1. Mostly your bitch, 2. Half way your whore and 3. 3/4's your, "Thing you take pics of with your cell phone so you can post them on those, "Stud boards!" you love so much!

That's right, Craigster's- I'm PFD! (postin' for de fuckin')

Let me be your bitch!

Be my agent (or promise to hook me up with one!) and I'll make sure your daily squeeze boxin' is done right!

Fat, bald, stupid, fat-

Who cares?

I can take my teeth out!

Let me be your bitch!