Congrats to Megan Bradley, our first reader to confirm that she did indeed successfully register with Col Allan's Selective Service! Megan, go get your bleaching kit, because we're flagging down Rupert.

Meanwhile, the registration page has actually let us through but the site still crashes when we decline to receive all spam they're offering. Innnnnneresting.

And yes, seriously, we're ready to write about something else now.