· "It appears that Ms. Hilton's blond ambition knows no bounds and she is clearly intent on capitalizing on her fame; she commands anywhere from $150,000 to $200,000 to appear at a party for 20 minutes, she said. 'If it's in Japan I get more,' she said." And you thought Paris was a whore because of her personal life? Shame on you. [NYT]
· Nikki Finke says Barry Diller is a jerk! Barry Diller says his dad could beat up Nikki's dad! [PR Week]
· Pat O'Brien flees rehab for the sober confines of Coachella. [Defamer]
· And for reasons probably concerning her desire to thwart her own sexuality and subvert the market Kate Moss will don a beard and drag for the cover of V magazine. At least that's how her agent justified it to her. [The Daily]
· Need another reason to hate that old lady living in a rent-controlled 3BR for $800/month? Here's one: This dude will pay her $300K just to move. [WaPo]