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Hey, aspiring actors, are you looking for a high-powered agent to help kick-start your career and get out from behind that bar at the Standard? The answer to your problem couldn't be simpler: Blow an agent's assistant!

Assistant at major talent agency willing to help you out - 25
 Playing hookey today and was looking for some afternoon fun. I've got the connections, you just bring your resume and headshots over and I'll pass them along. Want a good looking guy to service me. Im cute, white and in shape- could get guys on my own but figure I could help someone out this way and get someone hot at the same time. After we do this, Ill forward your stuff on to some top acting agents. If we ever see eachother again at my workplace we pretend like we never did this and don't know eachother. Simple as that- send stats for a response. Disease free only!

Someone get this young, in-shape go-getter off that desk and into a glass-walled office! This kid's going places.