Today's Page Six, having embraced basic literary tools, demonstrates the delicate intersection of ambiguity and theme:

· Which newly married actor isn't so faithful? Before he walked down the aisle with his lovely actress wife, he walked into a bedroom and got nasty with a hard-partying Hollywood starlet whom many know intimately...

· Which diminutive rock star isn't so faithful to his lovely wife? While she keeps the home fires burning, he's out being bad with an exotic woman...

· Which skirt-chasing actor has been two-timing not only his wife, but the sexy blond superstar that he's been cheating with? The horndog was spotted making out with a lithe young lovely in front of the Mercer Hotel before checking into a suite for more naughtiness.

Looks like you're not the only one with a cuckoldry problem. Send your guesses as to the guilty parties to tips@gawker.com. If you're feeling frisky, you're also welcome to take a stab at the identity of Ben Widdicombe's "soulful young pop star" and "squeaky-clean Hollywood actor." Per usual, we'll gleefully run your rampant accusations at the end of the day!

Just Asking [NYP]
Don't Shoot The Messenger [Gatecrasher, bottom of page]