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· Ann Coulter just might give a blue-stater some of her malnourished love. She's reportedly shacking with a 20-something to her left who likely rubs on her Nicoderm patch oh-so-right. [Gatecrasher]
· Daily News EIC Michael Cooke has been branded a foot fetishist by a columnist who worked for him during his stint at the Chicago Sun Times. This would explain the otherwise inexplicable. [Page Six]
· Arianna Huffington to Supreme Court Associate Justice Stephen Breyer: "You should blog for me." Sweet Jesus, MAKE HER STOP. [Lowdown]
· I leave town for one freaking week and suddenly Katie Holmes wants to stay a virgin and is thus sucking face with Tom Cruise? What the hell? [Scoop]
· BREAKING: Reality television has no basis in reality. [ELK]
· Actress Mira Sorvino's baby husband Chris Backus throws a temper tantrum; Sorvino calms the amateur ballplayer with his binky. [R&M]