Didn't realize they had internet access in Hell (something to look forward to) until this email arrived in our inbox:

To Whom it may concern,

My client Vanessa Hulihan has recently been in every tabloid, dealing with a rumored elicit relationship and public flirting with Britney Spears' husband Kevin Federline. Now, as an exclusive to your viewers, we would like to offer a video tape of a "friendship" bonding trip to Hawaii, between Britney Spears and Vanessa Hulihan. This trip was taken before Britney's marriage to Kevin, and poses many questions about the current situation. My office is accepting offers for the exclusive video. Bidding will start at $50,000 and we recommend an air date previous to Britney's new reality show.


—NH